that one day when you think your period is over so you dont wear a pad or a tampon
getting a C on a test in year 10: (loud wailing that lasts at least an hour followed by a sinking feeling of despair and uselessness)
getting an C on a test now: (power slides down the hall while singing the national anthem)
today at the mall i saw some boy using a vibrator to massage his face and I silently thanked the lord for camera phones
Someone should pull a prank on Justin Bieber where he goes somewhere crowded and they hire a bunch of teenage girls to pretend they don’t know who he is and just see how pissed off he gets
